She's like bootleg / budget Jane Birkin. Jane Birkin was WAAAYYYYYYY prettier and had way better style than Dakota Johnson. I'm not saying Dakota is not pretty, she's very cute. But she is NOT THIS...
(I mean, they basically have a similar haircut and eye color. That's all I get from it.)
I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.
A Belfast-raised friend of mine mentioned the other day that she'd been close friends with Jamie Dornan's sister when they were at school, and said that he was actually very sweet. Quite shy. Terribly awkward. My friend is delightfully caustic and not at all inclined to soften her assesments of people, so I was…
Wait, is the female character's name ALEXANDRA SILVER? SO THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE SILVER AND GREY???
I had a childhood friend (whom I'm no longer in touch with) that went to boarding school for her freshman year of high school and Dakota Johnson was her roommate. Apparently she did a lot of coke and/or other drugs and was just a nasty bitch. Said friend ended up returning home to go to regular high school after that…
Just for the sake of comparison:
I'm sorry, the PROSECUTORS are using the fact that THEY didn't serve the accusers with subpoenas as an excuse for why they didn't appear? Wow.
Cando initially turned down the surgery, but eventually caved under pressure from a surgeon.
I'm pretty sure, though, that one of the rules of being 12 is being the thirstiest motherfucker out there.
I love how, just like Gamer Gate, they're taking some not-terribly-damning commentary as permission to just go apeshit (like, seriously, was that article even mean or was it as I thought kind of a David Attenborough isn't-this-weird-nature-is-just-glorious-in-its-diversity document?) Just talking about them is enough…
Sigh. They're going to look back on this when they're adults and be so, so embarrassed. I speak from experience, and I was just incredibly obsessed with JTT. I cried to my mom once, when I was 12, because I just could not handle the amount of love in my tiny body. Now I'm just imagining how much worse it would be if…
"WERE NOT DESPERATE"
ok so it means that they're sassy, ok
God help us all if they ever team up with the gamergaters. Combined, they would be a nearly unstoppable force of confused anger and pubescence.
I once spoke to somebody over the phone who has his exact voice and I never ever ever wanted to get off the phone with that man. Sexy and the voice. Love that voice. And that bod.
The guy I'm currently touching butts with has a glorious beard. It's full and thick and has a definite shape and is regularly brushed and conditioned.
Imagine being proud of yourself every day for the rest of your life.
