What is Bobby Finger?

I concur in your evaluation of the original J.Law - grown up hansome rather than youthful goooorgeous.

I really want to know what search terms you used to find this stock photo?!

I know, what's about to happen. Barbarella foretold this truth:

They are all Zuul.

The world must be told about this comfrey menace!

Clove! Indians know how to party. Now I'm jealous.

I love High Beam! Although I did startle my sister once when she walked in on my putting it on. She thought I was putting nail polish on my face ...

Right! I totally get the cankers as well if I use that stuff. But I suppose it's possible to keep the levels low enough to avoid it. Or maybe only use a tiny bit of toothpaste? :-/

Great tutorial! Thanks for linking. I'd not met her yet, on the interwebs.

Look for a toothpaste without the foaming agent sodium dodecyl sulfate in it - it worked for me anyway. It's supposed to only cause skin damage after prolonged exposure, but if I use a toothpaste with the stuff in it even once, my lips start chapping like nobody's business. :-(

Did your doctor tell you to change your toothpaste? Sodium dodecyl sulfate is in most toothpastes as a foaming agent, and it is absolutely murder on mucous membranes - including your lips. I don't know if it's marketed in the US but zendium toothpaste has been a real life (lip) saver for me.

Needs more lipgloss. Otherwise purrrfect.

Miss India is doing everything right that miss Argentina gets wrong. Proving you can do glittery body armour cages without it looking excrutiatingly painful!

I wish I'd had this dress for my first communion. Ms Sweden is rocking it Santa Lucia style!

This is so bad. And poor ms Dominican Repuplic knows it.

Who's Zedd?

Calling Charlie Hebdo racist is just so fucking dumb, I can't even. Do you understand the concepts of caricature? Satire? Freedom of speech?

I cordially invite you to enjoy the amazing Ana Matronic's reenactment of the bird of paradise's mating dance for David Attenborough himself. Does she pull? Watch till the end to find out!