Aww, my dream uncle JK Simmons looked so pleased to be namechecked. He's not usually opening monologue material.

For me, this is particularly sweet as burn because earlier this year I was told to take down a wee motivational picture I had on my desk at work, namely Amy and Tina's Bitches Get Stuff Done. This injustice (I know, I know, appropriate tone for office, blah blah) was done whilst a male workmate was still allowed to…

No, it hasn't.

Me too. And then we would laugh at things.

I thought they would pan to Reese Witherspoon during her joke but they didn't.Was she in the bathroom? Or refuse to be filmed at that point? And the director didn't pan to Jennifer Aniston during the "minimally talented" joke. That showed either great restraint on the part of the director or the almighty power of…

You're really going to compare Bill Cosby a limp lion? Considering all the support he's receiving from Hollywood and otherwise it's really not that easy of a target. But brava to Fey because she's one of the few people who have been doing it for years.

It could be argued that any real comedian worth the job would HAVE to make a Cosby joke this year. Louie CK would make a Cosby joke or at least a rape joke. Patton Oswalt would. Safe comedians like Seth Meyer and Jimmy Fallon wouldn't, but that's to be expected. They aren't funny, at least not in respect to their…

Ha! ooooh yeah, I was trying to figure out why he did that! Now it makes sense.

The women: HAHAHAHA! TRUUUUE.
The men: Ehhhhhh.

George Clooney didn't get the joke about the pranks! he thought that when they said "or is he" that maybe he wasn't george clooney.. not that maybe he wasn't receiving a lifetime achievement award.

Yep, the professional crush on Amy Poehler we all developed a decade ago shows absolutely no signs of abating.

I would love to say yes, but I dont think so. I mean it depends what the guy was previously known for, but it's really difficult because most men do in some way profit from their privileges - women are potential victims of guys like Cosby, and of rape culture (which already starts with the slut shaming), and hence I…

The Cosby stuff didn't really knock me over but they didn't give TWO FUCKS and I loved it. Major kudos for not keeping a lid on it.

It's a shame Cosby wasn't there to bask in the hate. Also a shame he's not dead.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I'm just here for the Conchita pics.

Lorde and Patti Smith

In my own personal study that was conducted twice yesterday afternoon because I was home alone and bored, I can categorically assert that it is definitely not pee.