The county I grew up in located in AR is a dry county. However, there are private clubs that you can join for a fee and get alcohol. The pastors of the local churches fight to keep the county dry. Guess who the investors are in the private clubs?

As a reformed southerner, I need to defend the decorative crosses that are no larger than a yard tall. I spent many a Sunday afternoon in the graveyard behind our church or my grandparents’ church putting crosses with flowers covering them on graves. Now, you have to find the green foam ones and cover them in the…

I cut off my mother a few years ago and wished I had done it earlier. Just because she was my mother, I was expected to put up with it. I was the one at fault and I was something she endured. I never got in trouble, never did drugs or come home drunk, earned two degrees, held down jobs, and did everything that was…

If they have surveillance, they can post it. I believe the patrons. If the store claims things happened differently, prove it. Otherwise, I don’t believe the store owners at all.

The problem is that we now have to worry about school shootings. However, I (as a white person) am more nervous around white kids wearing camo or dark jackets, not kids of color.

I love her. She is why I watch Blackish. She is always amazing.

Wife and Mother is the pinnacle of white woman achievement according to white MEN.

Her voice really bugs me. She laughs too much at herself. I can’t get past that to listen to her jokes.

“What did you want Diana to be?”

It was my take only. Others may have laughed because of the accent but I laughed because of the disdain.

I thought Lisa was being sarcastic.

I found the “thank you, come again” phrase funny because it was a “we’re done here, go away” statement and not because of the accent.

I am not versed on guns but I am concerned at how many bullets you can fire at me in a minute. I will be bad at gun names because my focus is always on how many bullets were fired at people before the person reloads and fires again. That is what scares me.

I am bothered that they are suing the school system. I wish they could sue (and win) the gun manufacturer, the NRA, and any legislator who voted for automatic weapons to be sold. You don’t need AK’s for duck hunting.

They don’t tip in Europe because they are actually paid for their work.

Getting a 4.1 will be out of a 4.0 scale and means the student most likely took AP classes.

You forgot about having the movies playing while in labor.

A fan theory that has circulated for years is that Homer is in a coma from his heart attack and this is all in his head.

Actually, messing with the timeline as been part of the satire. It was something that shows like The Flintstones did within a single season because the writers couldn’t seem to keep track of what was going on. I found it odd at 5 years old. I am the person who listens to all the commentaries and they have mentioned…

Hello! Right there with you.