Wife and Mother is the pinnacle of white woman achievement according to white MEN.

Her voice really bugs me. She laughs too much at herself. I can’t get past that to listen to her jokes.

“What did you want Diana to be?”

It was my take only. Others may have laughed because of the accent but I laughed because of the disdain.

I thought Lisa was being sarcastic.

I found the “thank you, come again” phrase funny because it was a “we’re done here, go away” statement and not because of the accent.

I am not versed on guns but I am concerned at how many bullets you can fire at me in a minute. I will be bad at gun names because my focus is always on how many bullets were fired at people before the person reloads and fires again. That is what scares me.

I am bothered that they are suing the school system. I wish they could sue (and win) the gun manufacturer, the NRA, and any legislator who voted for automatic weapons to be sold. You don’t need AK’s for duck hunting.

They don’t tip in Europe because they are actually paid for their work.

Getting a 4.1 will be out of a 4.0 scale and means the student most likely took AP classes.

You forgot about having the movies playing while in labor.

A fan theory that has circulated for years is that Homer is in a coma from his heart attack and this is all in his head.

Actually, messing with the timeline as been part of the satire. It was something that shows like The Flintstones did within a single season because the writers couldn’t seem to keep track of what was going on. I found it odd at 5 years old. I am the person who listens to all the commentaries and they have mentioned…

Hello! Right there with you.

I don’t have a problem with believing in God. I have a problem with most of his followers. I will always have a problem with people who use a belief system to tear down other people, religious or otherwise.

Because being a fornicator is worse than being an atheist with hard core churches. Fun fact: only women are fornicators. Men are bedeviled by the women. I was raised southern baptist in the south so I know the mindset. Another fun fact: Women are raped because of how they dress. 

I want a Katherine Johnson doll. I still collect Barbies. They did not contribute to my poor body image, the fashion magazines and super thin starlets did that. I like them for the same reason I like toddler dolls. I can dress them up and leave them alone. I didn’t treat my kids like living dolls like some mothers do.…

My ears were pierced in the middle of Walmart with a piercing gun.

My takeaway is that she was mentally ill or evil, not both. For me, killing children is an evil act. Keep in mind that I have years of strict Southern Baptist upbringing with mounds of everything is a sin still bubbling around in my brain. For some people, being evil is still very much a real thing.

All the ones mentioned but the racist dog still makes me snort. “Megan, your jacket” is always a favorite.