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Get me the tank!

I’ll just leave this here

shola or sammi 

Shut up, Sven.

+1 Shut Up, It!

ftfy

If baseball sucks now, then it is because baseball is fundamentally broken, because the most efficient way to win games is the most boring.

Better to get high while driving than pulled over while you still have the weed...

You hit it right on the button! Getting high in SoCal traffic is the only way to go, unless you can get in the carpool lane. Otherwise, it’s pure hell on wheels. Prop 64 FTW! Oh and if you compare the statistics with traffic fatalities of alcohol related car deaths vs marijuana related car deaths you might be really…

everyone there is wasting their life

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

You hate popup headlights?

Why are you here?

A $50 retrofit kit is what tipped the scales from CP to NP for you?

Why cast all the way back to when you were a teenager when you’re posting dumb shit online right now?

I feel like Dubblewhopper’s comment was kind of nonsensical except as a setup for your comment.

i should have thought of souls of mischief! but I think most of the other songs are already on there

<3 Q Lazzarus