Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

I’ve never seen a moose here but I’ve seen mountain lions, bobcats, rams, buffalo, and saw my first bear a couple years ago. It was crossing a rural highway to get to a stream. It was kind of funny because it’s whole demeanor was like “don’t mind me, just getting a drink”. Read more

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said. Read more

Why does that thing have numbers? Is that an abacus?

You can add breasts to that picture too.

Goddamn, just listened to it again.

That’s a stellar track.  

Yeah but then you'd have to have a VW

I don’t think the people who buy cars on BaT are too interested in driving them.