Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

“...but there are few clubs better positioned to let Pulisic succeed than Chelsea.”

clearly some down on his luck nobody who happened to be able to steal cars needed a car to get a real job... upon getting the car he got the job and 5 months later he’d saved enough money to buy his own car and return the *borrowed* one

MAKE AMERICA SHIFT AGAIN!

You actually made Bullitt more watchable.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Hot Take: The Z3 was much better-looking than the Z4.

He can’t grip a football and he’s only 50/50? That’s some powerful drugs NFL teams use to help bad QBs play...

1. Giants

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.