You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Obviously 

It must be terrible to be a shy guy and now have the world talking about your weird laugh.  No matter how famous.

In less than 2 years my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country

watched it earlier so i wont put myself through that again

This is a little wild, and hear me out, because it’s a little complex: porn stars are human beings and have the right to refuse sex the same as any other person in any other industry

This just shows how far Deadspin has fallen. In the halcyon days of the site, you wouldn’t see a headline like this without a dick pic in the article.

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Kansei dorifto?!

Seriously, what type of sociopath goes to a dealership and says, “You know what? I’m not a cop, but I just want people to think I’m one?” What type of sadist looks at anything the police does, and thinks “That’s a thing I also want to do to?”

Fuck it.  Let’s die on this hill.  The double quarter pounder is fucking delicious. 

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

That’s cool and stuff but also the screens look ridiculous. Gotta be a better way to integrate them.

We are being trolled by the devaluation of COTD. First $kay stops the awards, now even less reason to go for the commenting gusto. I mean there were always questionable awards, but the current group of award-ers seem to not care to look around or even try to reward wit or originality. Better to not have a COTD, than…

Yep, I sense bad times at Jalopnik/Gawker Media. All the decent writers are either dialling in placeholders or not posting at all. Worrying. 

A couple hours ago and 22 likes is COTD?

...ESPN should euthanize that show, or at least fire those two and just put Bomani and Pablo in the seats.

Out next year will be the Mitsubishi/Toyota car pack for 20 bucks...