Do you leave your home in the morning? I mean, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED?

It’s progress, but it feels like a shitty consolation prize. Feels like one step up from being on the $2 bill.

But, but.... the moral fabric of our society! Marriage was undermined! Something something redefining, something about the children!

I could see a cheeky, well-executed, shorter lap dance being pretty funny with the right audience. He’d have to be sober and in control of what he’s doing, though.

Why get married at all...

Doing something this fucking stupid on such an important day? Absolutely. I’d take it as a sign that he and I have very different expectations of our life together, and that ultimately the marriage was a bad idea. May sound like an over-reaction to some, but I’m in agreemet with you that this is unacceptable. I have…

At my wedding, we skipped allllll the things. No bouquet, no favors, no garter, no cake smashing (no actual cake, as a matter of fact), no DJ, no first dance. We had some other weird & fun things, instead, and still had a great party. I get compliments to this day about how different and awesome and sincerely fun my…

DJ definitely should have moved this along. Could have done so in a humorous way. “He hasn’t done this before, looks like he’ll need some help”... “Save something for later...” IDK, maybe my suggestions aren’t great, this isn’t my job but there had to be some way to end this when it started getting weird.

This. I have a family member who thinks everyone always just loves to attack her for some reason, and that she’s the victim - not that she is unreasonable and needs to rein it in. No amount of intervention-ing will make her change. All an intervention will do is make the rest of us miserable for a few weeks/months…

When my sister asked me about online dating and whether it was a good idea, I told her that yes, it was a good idea, as long as you, as a woman, are okay deleting 99 messages before you get a good one.

I have an abandoned OKCupid account full of “hey” and “what’s up” intros and no real interest. My husband is the one who was like, “Hey, there’s a thing happening Thursday, wanna meet me there?”

This is always how I decide which @Midnight episodes to watch. If there’s not at least one female contestant, I skip it. The all-dude episodes usually get a little too bro-ish and super dick-focused. I’ve also been watching for female guests on other shows & features, since making that observation.

this was pretty much my approach to the race I ran this weekend. Nope nope nope go back it’s not worth it.

Paying musicians fairly is expensive. People really don’t realize how much work goes into playing music for events like this. Breaking it down as an hourly rate for the performance, and saying “that sounds like a lot of money”, usually fails to consider the amount of time spent arranging/practicing, equipment costs,…

Ick. As a musician, I am SO over being asked to do things, especially weddings, for cheap/free because of “exposure” or whatever. It’s not like I’m going to get a record deal at this shitty wedding, so stop trying to frame it as anything other than free labor or maybe even my free pass on a wedding gift. Weddings are…

This is what I was wondering, as well. I mean, at some point, she did have to start, with the wigs and whatever... but I wonder if she just decided she wanted to be black at some point, or if some people made some assumptions based on her interest in black culture, and she thought “yeah, guess I’ll roll with that.”

How did you find out they were lying?

yessssssss thank you.