Love.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

I’ll counter with this fucked up strawberry I grew.

Sit Ubu sit.

Michael Gross couldn’t quite pinpoint when he went past the Point Of No Return. Maybe it was Tremors 3. Maybe it was when he turned down the Family Ties reboot.

That’s what she said.

Maybe he was just trying to tell the world that he’s got a real problem with compulsively masturbating, and he really wants help for it?

Someone needs to teach these dudes how to shake hands.

This is Deadspin, you’re supposed to at least attempt to make a joke about these things.

Good on his parents for making sure the kid stays hydrated.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

I always found it ironic that Monte Carlo is such a beautiful and expensive place while the Chevy Monte Carlo was, for the most part, an ugly, cheap piece of shit.

I guess it’s about being first to press, but why in hell would you even print this shit? It’s from the damn Mail and even if it’s true, it’s gossip. None of it is anyone else’s business beyond his family.

seasonally appropriate

I miss bridge portions so much. Also key changes and a big final coda.

The only way to enjoy an Old Style: looking at it as it’s spilled on the ground.

If you feel alienated by this and that it makes you question being an ally, that’s a major issue. Be genuine, listen, and don’t get upset when bad white faux allies get criticized like this. Hear the criticism and don’t engage in behaviors like calling upon your black friends or lovers as evidence that you’re not…

But it should curb your condensation just a little bit.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]