Is it possible that handing Jesus a beer might be like saying “Have some slave food Jew!” Hand him a glass of water and let him make the decision himself.

If Tiger fixed his swing by using old clubs, would Woods’ wood woods still be in the woods?

His chin flab doesn’t allow his mouth to open wide enough for any dental work.

Is it just me or does one team only have the 5 starters. That coach looks pretty lonely over there.

is that the lemon twist?

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

For a minute there I thought I was reading a NASCAR race.

There is an owl in my head saying “How many squares does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a butt crack? Let’s find out!” And then it gets pretty nasty.

Yeah but now he’s got the power take-off!

I know this has probably been asked in the past, but I didn’t see it so..

The sign said ‘descent’!

Agreed. Also most people can’t see them and you could have picked them up on an airport bench and now you will never get rid of them. There are people who have been through this and can now see them. They are living in the “Sixth Sense” world of “I see bed bugs.” They lift up a couch cushion and then you can see their…

At Torrey Pines that is Kikuyu in the face.

Don’t forget “The Smoke Off”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFHsOBuLc4

I thought Star Wars was some sort of Mickey Mouse organization now.

The part that gets me is the three repetitions of ‘dick’. Did it sound like he was calling him a dick? Was it in a softer tone like he just had dick on his mind? Now I feel like watching Superbad.

It’s nice to have a simple loogie in a car dilemma and take a break from all the emergency shit receptacle problems we get here. Having a roll of tp in the car would help with both situations.

re:Jesus Wasn’t he killed by a spear to the side?

At Drake your job Depends on it.

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