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Last month, I took a water tour of NYC, and I think the guy on the boat pointed this out when we went by.

Not really a spoiler, since groot has always made an appearance in a pot.
It's like saying Batman is Bruce Wayne.

I made a perler version of him the other day.

Avoid the off brand crap, that's all you really have to do. Unless it's Marshmallow Mateys. Those are awesome.

I figured it was a fluke.

How to tell if someones vegan 101

I'm glad I recently went Vegan. I used to shove a box of these in my fat face all the time.

Why It's worth playing: Play as your favorite shroom eating goomba squashing plumber in a world that gives you a different perspective on characters you thought you knew so well. See King Koopa cry as he is kicked out of his own castle and reluctantly join forces with Mario to save the land that he sees as his!

Years ago, my godmother (who was in the news business in CA) said that Connie Chung could crack open walnuts using only her bare hands.

This post gets my highest of ratings...thank you, Jez!

While I agree with the principle of the comic, and actually the first time I read that comic it really helped me to see how boring it is to be that sort of internet troll, I just can't imagine that out there is some sort of toast-deficient Lifehacker with a bread knife who is incapable of keeping the serrated bits

Are there really people that don't know to flip the knife on its side?

I just can't..

Sorry to hear about your Dad. I feel the same way concerning cost; a bunch of my friends and family are not in the best financial state right now, either. At least that price I was mentioning was only for family from across the country who would need to fly no matter where we had it. We're doing our best to make sure

once again I feel like your piece is written for shock and you have zero actual empathy for what's going on. This whole thing should be about the money and unfair compensation. It should have nothing to do with the rule book. Anyone who has a job with a halfway successful business has had an office handbook that

Trust me, that flight price is not that bad. Your comment just made me go check flight prices around the time of my wedding: it's in a year, so I'm looking at this summer's prices. Right now the cheapest flights available for my out of town guests are about 750$ round-trip for the approx. 50 people in my SO's family

I live in Seattle, which is home to passive-aggressive assholes who either don't respond, or say "maybe" to EVERYTHING, then show up. I will have a bouncer at the door of the wedding kicking out people who were dicks about responding.

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and

This would not have happened if the bike had a gun.

...You are seriously reading way more into a few sentences than is remotely there.