He's a great corner, but he is quite the opposite of my new favorite player.

I might have been outside the US for too long.

Disaster my fucking ass... this site is turning into a fucking joke...

Now make a giant one for humans and we're in business.

Couldn't they just strip the Konami banding and release themselves into the indie marketplace?

Uhh... as a WiiU owner, this list appears to be thrown together by someone who doesn't play WiiU. With that said.. let me give you a proper list of top WiiU games.

I have Link to the Past on my phone (Sony Xperia Play) and whenever I'm truly bored I will start playing. It is an amazing game (and works so damn well on my phone because it has an actual controller that actually works) and I've never grown tired of it.

If that hadn't killed him, chances are he'd be dead by now anyway.

This is a man who I would love to hang out with.

The "weirdo healthy shit" I put in mine is spinach.

I'm no Vegetarian, but skip the meat in your sauce.

Your welcome :) I've been trying to think of a way for her to play since she was born (she's 9 now) and while it has been a challenge..yesterday (and today with the video you see above) was a better pay off than I had ever hoped. As my wife said..you just lost your GamePad privilege lol.

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

Presumably, it was set on fire.. or so they say.

Managing to both spell Kenan's name wrong and choose All That to identify him, rather than Kenan & Kel or SNL... for shame.

Dear New Favorite Asshole:

baking powder comes in boxes. baking soda comes in canisters.