Take a baconator, an order of the apple slices, and a cup of caramel — no ice cream, from McDonalds and make a sweet and salty burger like the one from Fat Joe's in Fond du Lac.

That's elegantly grotesque in the best way possible.

What the fuck are "games for women"? Cooking Mama? No thanks. I'm a 29 year old woman. I play everything from Diablo 3 to the old "Club a Baby Seal" game on newgrounds. I also love Peggle and dopey shit like Flappy Birds. Are any of those considered "games for women"? No. I also play D&D. My fiance and I have a…

And weeks later when Andy's mom sees her former toy, it triggers a panic attack so severe and violent that she accidentally falls down the stairs and is killed ... making Andy another victim of the Disney Princesses Without Moms conspiracy!

You know, I'm Italian through and through... and I refuse to use jar sauce... but I have to say, I enjoy spaghettios from time to time. It's like the McDonalds of Italian American food but every once in a while it just hits the spot.

HOWEVER, it can only be the O's. I refuse to eat other canned pasta shapes.

Apparently Franco American was owned by Campbell Soup anyway... but I had this exact question a few months ago when I saw it in the grocery store.

They probably hired Beyonce's secret visual album head of marketing... and decided, hey, let's not really say anything until the 11th hour and then BOOM everyone will want it.

I find that using butter instead of olive oil (a la Marcella Hazan's tomato sauce recipe) has greatly improved my sauce. I also don't put meat in mine, but use a can of beef broth to impart the flavor. I grew up in Brooklyn but now live in a small town in WI and I don't always have access to Locatelli ... but that's…

That is the only reason I miss having a Sony Xperia Play.

Another thing that can be done with it... I made a strawberry cake in a springform pan, let it cool, then topped with cheesecake batter that I swirled nutella into — baked that, then topped with homemade stabilized whipped cream, then topped that with strawberry pie filling... and I lined the sides of the cake with…

I much prefer baked ziti to lasagna nowadays simply because it is easier to serve.

In 1993 my aunt got married down south (and a van full of rowdy NYers drove down, 9 year old me included), and I recall them serving lasagna that was made with ketchup. Holy christ, the backlash from our side.

I could be insane, but when I moved to Wisconsin, I swear the texture and taste of ricotta is different ... to achieve the result I wanted, I use 1 container of each.

I also blend a pound of baby spinach into it to hide a vegetable in there so my fiancé will eat one besides the tomatoes.

I totally agree. However, I did make two pans of baked ziti recently during a visit to NY (as my mom doesn't cook from scratch and I feel bad for my brother)... and I did one plain, one sausage, and the sausage pan got eaten WAY faster.

With so few people in Montana I'm surprised they have wifi.

This is great. I work for a company that assists disabled adults — and I've gotten to know many of them very well. There is one guy in particular who is a HUGE fan of gaming.

We've got a Wii in the cafeteria ... our group homes have Wiis and Xbox 360s set up... and the Kinect provides some of our less dextrous members…

Man, I used to go to Brooklyn College and there was one right across from my bus stop. I NEVER went. Hell, I'm pretty sure they had one of every possible fast food joint there. Now that I've moved to a podunk little town where there's just 3 bars, 1 McDonald's and a Walmart (the only establishments for miles) ... I…

Sorry to necropost but I've got a few comments.

First, in NY (where I was raised) the ricotta tastes a bit different to me. Since moving to Wisconsin, the ricotta here lacks something. The richness is not the same as I remember it. In order to achieve the flavor I want, I use half full-fat ricotta and half small curd…

I hate to sound like a facebook landscape image with overused text on it... but you can't judge a book by its cover and this article proves just that.

There's a reason Fark.com has a "Florida" tag.

Whenever people bring up the fact that he had marijuana in his system, I have to laugh because pretty much every person I had classes with in college and grad school smoked (and a large number of them did harder drugs). They were all highly intelligent... non violent. Hell, I have a coworker now who told me her…

That is the most awkward ass looking thing I've ever seen. If I wanted my game system to be a swiss army knife, I'd start a kickstarter and create my own.