While it's cool and all... I'd rather have a sequel to Super Mario RPG.

Oh no! Bear is driving. How can that be?

That is the funniest thing I've read all day. Bravo.

Or maybe it was sprayed with skunk ... venom? Spray? Before moving to the country, I had never smelled a skunk before, and I kept telling my boyfriend I smelled weed. What I was smelling was skunk.

Ummm... "I have a habit of hiding behind a gaming handheld when I'm really nervous with someone new. It wasn't long into that first meeting when I dug into my purse. I pulled out my Nintendo DS, and just kind of fell into it for a couple of minutes before closing it and going back to him."

Xanga?

We saw Rush @ Barclays on Monday. The view from 221 was awful. There was a bar/scaffolding in the direct path of the big screen that would have allowed us to see them actually performing, as they were ant-sized from where we were sitting. The sound was amazing, though, which made the experience less terrible. They…

I will be on vacation during this so I won't be home to give candy out... but I'd go with mini Almond Joys and Kit Kats and all that jazz.

While your intentions are noble, unless those are prepackaged, your expensive treats are probably going to get tossed. (In reality, they'll probably get tossed anyway).

You want to talk about game tattoos? I have the entire booklet from Sneaky Snakes for Gameboy tattooed all over my body — including the "Notes" page.

Hanuts?

It would have been way funnier if it was Kano County.

It's not an overbuy. It's preparation.

@LucasReis... heck yeah it does.

Peanut butter on celery is for six year olds and 35 year olds pretending it's delicious when they really want a doritos taco.

I think it would be worth having its own master site though. I come to Kotaku for video game related news. Why not have a Jezebel..or Deadspin... or Kotaku page of its own? There are enough good-humored foodies to patronize the site— I'm not saying I dislike the article—- I think it's just sad that we don't have a…

... why is this on Kotaku?

Yup.

K'nex, thank you very much.

Conveniently after the apocalypse ensues. I hear in the afterlife, there are no save points.