My neighborhood list-serv, a.k.a. Middle Class White People Who are Easily Terrified of Anything/Anyone Who Isn’t a Middle Class White Person — got lit up with this shit as well. The loudest idiots are convinced, convinced I tell you, that Pennywise will come out of the woods in our development and snatch their…

I’m still not sure how this has anything to do with Brad Pitt, can we please stay on task? i know you’re new to Jezebel but here we like to focus on things that things that matter. this isn’t Gawker 2 with makeup tips. i really just want to see pictures of people’s cats

I’m seriously feeling the “take everyone’s guns away, they lost their damn privilege,” stance. Buuuuut I know it is crazy taboo to say anything close to that so, “hey guys, how about more gun control??”

“It’s gonna be a beautiful, beautiful wall. Believe me.”

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

His cock is almost as black as his heart.

Trump is now claiming someone shot video of his medical exam during the time his doctor left the room and he was left alone with a nurse.

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Awesome, I had been looking for a kind of financial arrangement that would allow me to trade in one of the few remaining hopes your average person has of building any wealth over the course of their lives.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is how Univision sees the Gawker family.

The only time I update my phone is when I accidentally hit Update instead of Not Now.

Apple has harnessed the power and chaos of Kinja!

Mad Max: Fury Road is the only film I have ever seen, or will ever see, at the iMax in 3D. I am at peace with this decision.

I saw Mad Max: Fury Road at almost midnight on a Sunday, which was fine, except I walked out of the theater more pumped than I’ve ever been in my life to run through walls and fight and shit, and it was 2 a.m. on a Monday and the streets were abandoned and I had to go home and go to sleep.

Interesting article! I am completely unfamiliar w/ ASMR, but it’s a cool topic.