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toothpetard

it’s also not a gun-free zone if gun-grabbing Second Amendment Man is running around in it shooting people with a gun.

voted on Thursday to reject

billionaires and celebrities

Imagine how much cheaper any of those things would have been to develop if we didn’t have to go to the moon to develop them.

*dons flame retardant suit

but we have so much great again

this thing’s a ton of fun for 40$ and it runs quake...

they’re here to revoke our civilization permit

...So if you superimposed the past (ancient Rome) over the present (California in the twentieth century) and superimposed the far future world of The Android Cried Me a River over that, you got the Empire, as the supra- or trans-temporal constant. Everyone who had ever lived was literally surrounded by the iron walls

operations capable

we’ll all be much more freedomier replacing our spare tires with guns, and also safer

Private jets are not gonna take off either.

it’s not a death panel, it’s a freedom panel

this runs counter to our goal of destroying our postal system though

but it’s how our american-style ‘democracy’ works

this will make us Great Again tho

‘Alexa please open my car door for me’

...plug in the universal phone cracker and go to town using the processor and all the peripherals any way you want to.

Oh wait no

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.