You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Yeah but at least the Soviets were white.

“a country that has a long history of people crossing their borders uninvited for what ever reason and usually ending up making life hell for native Hungarians”

Apparently, “no.” Considering Hungary just closed their borders to refugees and are putting up razor wire fences.

How has this woman not had her ass kicked seven ways to Tuesday yet?? Don't Hungarians think she's vile, too?? She honestly seems like the kind of person who might benefit from getting a throat punch...

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

You insist to dismiss any discoveries made under the influence of mind-altering circumstances, even though they are quite plentiful in the recent history, along with the fact that many brilliant minds possess mental disabilities which are directly linked to their talents. Insisting that it’s all just make-believe…

My point is, as it has been from the beginning, that people who fiddle out with stuff in ways that hasn’t been thought before are always the forefront of development, and that includes the ones who fiddle with their own brain chemistry. The difference between a person who uses drugs for recreation and one who seeks to…

Your ‘malfunctioning’ is another person’s ‘reducing activity that is not always necessary’. Given the therapeutic value many have studied in detail, I would not be so quick to dismiss it.

Your posts can be wrapped up by saying sound and fury signifying nothing.

The irony here is that you seem like you’d be a really cool person to get high with and have some deep conversations.

I am sure I'm not alone in saying you are both an idiot AND a troll.

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

Your argument is based on the idea that there is a “valid” perception. Every person interprets signals from the world in an entirely different way to those around them. Who is wrong and who is right? Is the reality that I have built up in my mind better or worse than yours? While the use of drugs causes misfires in…

Considering that “mental masturbation” is what gave us the little thing called philosophy, which in turn produced what we know as science, not your finest metaphor for your intended purpose.

They are experiencing no such thing; what they are experiencing, pleasurable or otherwise, is brain malfunction.

It’s funny, I’ve heard the same thing from other people, but then there are others who say it’s baloney, since at distance and over the sound of combat the enemy wouldn’t have been able to hear it.