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“I’ve been waiting to do this for years,”

“criminal mismanagement” and “misappropriation.”

heterophenomenology!

I’ll pay good money to find out what happiness really is!

Team sportsball makes for great communities.

OSX = steve jobs died years ago.

Another guy I know dropped dead while his wife was at work: methadone. The cops wanted to use his face & name on a banner of the people who died in that (small) town that year.

Guy I did heroin with years ago was a star of the recovery scene. Then he got knee surgery, and the painkillers or something clicked with him; they found him dead a few weeks later of an OD, just another of many.

Don’t forget the baby jesus’ own snipers:

bombed

These textbooks are acutely aware of that sentiment. In the most generous reading, the people who created this textbook do believe young Texans will eventually learn the whole truth. But as educators, they just don’t want to be the ones who told them.

While we’re at it, can we get ‘churches’ to pay taxes too?

I feel better now that chemlawn has changed their name to truegreen.

But once a man really loves a gun. I mean really loves it; only then does he understand.

“Oh, Texas? You’re rebelling against us, huh? Well there you go.”

It’s how we’re gonna cure cancer, too!

Arsenic face cream.

Cocaine gumdrops for kids