Crap, left it in airplane mode.

When I worked there the company I was with had an open-door policy for escapees (usually domestic workers) and it was described as ‘part of the underground railroad’. Surprisingly they weren’t interviewed for this piece (or any other, which is why they’re still there).

The venn diagram of ‘nerds’ vs ‘those who identify as nerds’ is two separate circles.

Well the poor will be delighted!

Move as many timezones away as possible and let them live their new life. They’ll call if they get lonely.

Remember when porn was a physical object that could be stolen?

It is, it’s gross, and if it’s not winterized it will stay gross. Soak, filter, remove solvents, redissolve in ethanol- freezer for winterization, filter again, repeat if necessary; FINALLY enjoy clean oil.

I use it to do all the nasty stuff related to turning bowl tappings and resin into nice clean hash oil...

Slow cooker is also good for various other weed-related chemistry as well. With patience and great ventilation it’s the cornerstone of great hash oil.

I literally lol though. Every time. Good on you, kid.

The best instrument I found at harborview was a wooden stick fro scratching all the opioid itches.

Climbing aboard the RMS 5mg of xanax; will pass greetings to Dr. Livingstone, should I find him...

I hate them. Maybe because I broke teeth when I was 2; no idea. Thank you xanax and edibles!!!one

As a parent, it's perfect 'alone time'.

Can't wait. If I can keep all dentist visits like this, there will be no further problems.

After 4 days at harborview, ribs, hands, and pelvis broken up; catheterized, lungtubed, and on a dilaudid drip, I was more than happy to check out the day after my peeps brought me 25mg CBD capsules and 25mg indicas. For a month or two after, I was on oxys, and even at the worst of it, I could use the indicas instead…

Let me get my condom.