That's how we lost WW2.

It's kind of like the time we build the B58 hustler and never once nuclear bombed anyone with it.

Tragic.

We can't have freedom without bloody talons.

Next they'll start flooding the market with near-perfect fake Americans.

Freedom is exactly 40mm in diameter, it turns out.

Their small hands will be useful at the grenade launcher factory.

They could maximize return on closet space throughout the school system by filling the extra volume with flamethrowers and BAR guns.

For when the cops need them.

All business jets secretly dream of having big frikking lasers strapped to them.

THE BATTLE FOR THE NO CELL PHONE POLICY WILL BE WON

I remember crossing the street after getting my son on the school bus, and a minivan mom gunned it at me. I planted my boot in her front quarter panel, HARD. She screeched to a stop, got out of the car, and said "EXCUSE ME?!?!'

I explained briefly about crosswalks and she started screaming profanities about how her…

It taught me how to be happily single, that's for sure; especially in rural NH.

ZHEEEEEEEEEEZH.

"Finally, something to do with this peace dividend."

Freedom, in motion!

Heat up the butter.

SHOCK AND AWE

"We don't do body counts on other people"
-Donald Rumsfeld.

Reminds of those years when the drone feeds were unencrypted.
Effective!

3.2mm weave mesh in good ole urban hoodie fabric...

Those were cool, but I can't imagine what a facefull would do.

It's why those other civilized countries are such blighted socialist hellscapes.