Mmmmmm, some good old christian othering.

That's just what he wants us to think.

Russia: the world's the South.

The Olympics have a time-honored tradition of unfortunate interaction with bear imagery.

If you're getting rid of a stray dog, be sure to flush twice.

In Hungary we used to get toilet paper made out of all the bibles missionaries would send. I thought it was somehow fitting.

BMW with a giant cock and balls on the outside instead of the drivers' seat for a change.

Yes, but think of all the pleasant decay this pomp and majesty will leave behind. The games!

Is it Bono?

They should all learn to code, bro; cars included.

What about 'zombie apocalypse'?

Phew!

Wait, I thought I was supposed to drop out and learn to code.

Clever insight into the workings of the media world.

Finally I can wear one of these too.

http://phys.org/news135003243.…

Weed. It's is my anti-booze.

Some good guys with a Porsche supercar could have totally prevented this. Issue them at once to all citizens.

Pave everything with nuclear waste: snow problem solved!

'Jeep people'.