If it wasn't for thin non-latex condoms I wouldn't be the dad I am today.

Slut shaming however, is fake.

Booze. America's Greatest Resource.

Finally, some work for all those lady coders.

I blame 'furry culture'.

Alopecia universalis. Saves me a bundle on hair and hair accessories.

Also, I await my phone/shaver combination.

Alopecia universalis. Saves me a bundle on hair and hair accessories.

Also, I await my phone/shaver combination.

Now is the time for Neighborhood Man to throw all of his extra money at this, obviously.

Kaiju burp.

T. Gondii happened.

Ah, the season in which our talking heads have physics-related misadventures.

Do whatever you want.

Either you'll be fine, or it's three square meals a day, free health care, and an interesting social dynamic.

Get adblock, feels good man.

Their code phrase was 'missile crisis'.

"That's so not me."

This is why rich people need their personal theaters.

Having reproduced I have no need of sex. With other people.

We expect our monuments to rape culture and head injuries to be unwearied by age.

I look forward to adding to my "Remains of the Day" lunchbox and "My Dinner with Andre" action figures collection(s).