Next, scientists will discover how to graft a live horse head onto a dead horse body so that we can bring it back to life and continue beating it.

I briefly respected Christie after super-storm Sandy when he actually put politics down and worked with the federal government (and Obama) to help his constituents.

God didn't create sex for that purpose.

I'm confused. You're saying that you don't personally like the game, but you're not telling everyone how much it sucks and that they should never play it and that you hope the devs burn in hell?

"Now that I have the HPV vaccine, I'm going to have all the unprotected sex I can handle" said no one ever.

My wife says that same "taking my time to enjoy the food" line. What makes women think that just because we eat faster that we enjoy it less?

I think you are all not understanding the Republican intent of this.

suggests guests make a $40 to $80 donation. It's not required, according to Esopenko, and nobody is barred from attending for not donating

I thought the game was a ton of fun... while actually playing it. My biggest issue with the alpha event was that it took forever to get into a game with all the menus, matchmaking, map loading, class selection, ready screen, video about your class, and then FINALLY starting the game

From all accounts I read about how lottery winners generally become miserable (stalked, mugged, scammed, cheated, get into massive debt, etc), I don't necessarily agree that this is a bad thing.

I can't be the only one that watched that and thought I was being trolled by a Funny or Die parody video, right?

Here's mine - Before you get married, figure out the difference between wanting to get married and wanting a wedding.

I'll stick with my usual Black Friday preparation - Planning to stay home

I'll stick with my usual Black Friday preparation - Planning to stay home

In addition to being an entertainer, Clay Aiken also started, organizes, and runs his own charity called the National Inclusion Project.

I am going to record myself watching these reaction videos so that you all can watch my reaction to their reaction.

I can't be the only one who's kind of amazed at how many games are cited for using a guillotine this month. Don't really see it often.

So what is the plan for determining that someone is unfit for abortion? Will the state summon people to testify about how irresponsible the girl is and how she's a huge slut? If so, how does that make her unfit for an abortion (if anything it sounds like she'd be a better candidate for one if this were the case)?

So that you don't have to take a class, the key to a successful threesome is having three people who are actually all really into the other two. It's not easy to get that, but it's important. Otherwise you really just have the focal point (the person the other two are both attracted to) having to play a big game of…

Except that's NOT what he's saying. He wants it to be harder, but the game won't let him. Why does Blizzard have to hold your hand and condescendingly tell you that even though harder modes are available, you can't play them yet?

I bet the school will get in trouble too for not having hallways that are wide enough or admitting privileges to their local hospital.