Romaji is the bane of Japanese learning. I really wish the first text book I picked up hadn't used it because it took me ages to get rid of that "learning".

I still use mine. And now I want to change the title to this.

Congratulations! Making someone happy is such a nice feeling.

I hope you'll get into the therapy you want and need. Sometimes we get so used to our conditions that we start thinking it's normal, so it's good that you've realized you can and should feel better than you do. Good luck!

Hah! Yeah, apparently context doesn't make anything clear at all.

Again?

Yeah. I would have ignored it if the use of it had been written as parody or comedy… but the sad thing was that they were serious and probably thought it was sexy. To their defense (not sure why I would try defending them though), I think they tried to make it clear to the reader if it was Frodo's or Aragorn's cock.…

I once read some Lord of the Rings fanfic. I couldn't stop laughing when I got to the word "hobbithood". There was no more reading of that writer's fic.

I write is as "come". Then again, I'm not from the US, so English isn't my first language, and "cum" looks more like Latin to me (and has forever ruined any usage of that) and also like bad texting.

If the porn is written properly, there wouldn't be any confusion anyway. It would be blatantly clear from context that it's not the verb.

I would like to find more guys who don't often come from oral, because while I absolutely love sucking cock, I really really hate getting come in my mouth. Mostly because the taste stays for three days and is just so… there.

My main problem getting in the way of relationships is the fact that I'm so damn introverted. (Also broken and damaged from a previous loooooong relationship with a psychopath) I find it so hard to talk to people, and this whole online dating site thing is hard when I want to talk to people for a while first (in a…

Next you're going to tell me the Koch brothers' name isn't pronounced cock, right?

I have to admit that if I lend a book to someone I like and/or admire, and they do that to it, then I find myself liking and/or admiring them just a little less. I've tried not to let it affect my judgement of these people, but I can't help it.

yessssss. I started watching that out of pure fascination… and couldn't stop watching, and then it became a big turn on. Ahem. I may have a few GBs of that on my hard drive now. Ooops.

I'd hire you! It would make the wedding really interesting! And also keep some of my relatives I don't like at a safe distance.

I had a 13 years younger boyfriend for a few years.

Too many. My psychopath ex used to drag people home for threesomes to "surprise" me. It was usually girls which was so very bad since I am very, very, very straight, and even straighter after these experiences… Anyway, my advice is to never arrange threesomes as a surprise. It will not end well. Even if the person…

Nope. I'm heavily into cocks, and there's a sad lack of cock on my body, always has been, and always will be. So, no.

I'd be disappointed if it wasn't misinterpreted!