Can't be Dallas BBQ, they don't seem to have any locations in DC, and I couldn't imagine anyone wealthy eating there.

That song is 8 years old. What the hell happened to time.

I wish to date him.

What on earth could jail possibly do for this man? He isn't a danger to society. If anything, they should be putting him someplace with good mental health counseling, as that is what I imagine he will most desperately need.

I hated her with such a passion for so long (for stealing the song from Mariah), but I can't help but kind of adore her. I'd love to hang out with her and Leah and Holly Robinson Peete

Would it be less okay if they weren't real?

"Kustomize". She should team with Mortal Kombat

This is also what Dr. Phil preached for years

Oh my god this conversation chain makes me feel so old.

Its 11am and I need to be outraged about SOMETHING!

"You're ugly and your body is messed up. Why are you upset? Don't you get it, it is a joke!"

Dammit I really wanted to see him beat that level.

Finally my social anxiety (I'd be scared shitless being at the center of attention) and lack of people in my life (my family is insane, and I have few close friends, which would make for an embarrassing Groom #1 side of the aisle) have come in use, and saved me thousands.

At least they are getting rid of Riot. That thing was awful awful awful.

I love Taylor, but the idea that she started at the bottom is so laughable. She had so many advantages.

I kinda love Natasha Leggero. This news tickles me.

I wish. I struggle to stay up past 11. Even on weekends. If I don't get my eight hours, I am not a happy camper.

Honestly I can't believe there would be any discussion about this at all. If someone got on the subway in NYC with that on their head I'd just think "it must be monday"

I can't believe I even looked at that picture of Kim Kardashian's signature, but it looks like she practiced writing "West" first on the napkin.

Ha no, it was only like 2-3 dates. We had a slight overlaps in group of friends, and they were trying to hook us up. Also, he really would have been one of the last people ever I would have imagined doing that, as back in HS he seemed very normal and rather boring to be honest.