I think we would too!

Although honestly anyone who really knows me would say that would be like Christmas Day for me.

I'm still blown away anyone would willingly have an IV for any reason besides medical necessity. That is like one of my biggest fears. I'd sooner take a vitamin suppository.

I don't know if they are smarter than me, but they would kick my ass at Pictionary. Anyone who can sketch Peter Stuyvesant at the drop of a hat is not someone I want to play against.

They forgot all the spinning.

How badly do you want this job? And what are you willing to do? As he closed the door.

That Kelly Clarkson pic is awesome. I'm happy for her.

I'm gonna have to check that out!

In that picture, the first five people in the front row are all white.

I think Kate Mulgrew is freaking AMAZING. How is she Red AND Captain Janeway?!

Although we all know "edgy" is going right up to the edge of the cliff and being able to see all the way down, and dancing (twerking) anyway.

They're interesting pictures, but what exactly are they ads for? I have never seen anyone actually wear such things.

I'm assuming they give you more than one coupon?

I found an image of them online and now I can't stop picturing it. It is gonna be a long day.

Well, that was depressing. But the voice was sexy.

Awwww thank you! You're pretty swell yourself. Also your ideas about Johnny Depp intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I find most t-shirts are only "correctly" fitting if you have society's idea of the ideal body. If you are not perfectly mascuiline V shaped, it is very hard to find a shirt that fits well everywhere.

The goat has the best one. Throw it in the blender and I'd pay 6 bucks for it at Jamba Juice.

Who wants to eat so many cucumbers?

It is funny, because if any of these celebrities were kept waiting hours for something, we would surely hear them bitch about it.