yeah, that is the one thing I put on every survey I fill out. Why arent SNES and GBA games available.

He is starting to look like the sixteenth chapel.

That's why you should stick to amateur porn. It is often as awkward, funny, and cringeworthy as real sex can be.

That elephant looks so genuinely happy and delighted. I aspire to have friends like that.

I wonder if I can just bring an Entenmann's?

Oh, with Brad? Definitely. Now I picture the whole family sitting around, just letting them rip.

Does anyone else spend way too much time thinking about celebrities taking a shit? For some reason it always strikes me as odd, like something they wouldn't do. It is the great equalizer. I like to imagine Mariah Carey looking at the toilet paper after she wipes.

Even if he had lost his temper before, so what? Everyone has lost their temper at some point, that doesn't mean you become violent.

She's the co-head writer of the show, so I am sure she knows exactly what she is getting into :P

Yay! Finally a wrestler I can play with using only one button.

That Amanda Bynes video is not her dancing at all. And the douchebag who filmed it and can be heard laughing and snickering should be ashamed of himself.

I have this horrible desire to watch all of the episodes in one sitting, but also the need to space it out in small doses to make it last. So good.

It is "David and I" my love.

My point being if there were any legislation about the government telling men how and when to use their penises....well, there wouldn't even be such legislation.

or "penis"

I felt so stupid cause at work last week someone said "Oh, do you like Fun?" and my natural response was uhhhhh, duh, who doesn't like having fun? Then things needed to be explained to me.

Probably mostly anything on the radio!

I dunno, I feel like they are all bands people around me are still talking about. Fun. Imagine Dragons. Macklemore. I couldn't tell you a single song by any of those people. Or what they looked like or anything.