I was coming here to give Gwyneths dress and honorable mention. The biggest problem is that shortening those straps by only two inches thereby raising the bodice would have saved the whole thing, rather than making her look like a little girl who'd raided her mothers wardrobe.

So, the world of television entertainment briefly flirts with the idea that it might like to try not being totally morally bankrupt and cancels Honey Boo Boo because child molesters and then turns right around and says, "Nope, we're actually all just Satan in a flimsy disguise. Take our money, Mama June and dish us…

Rabid fans are the craziest people. I can't imagine getting so worked up about somebody I've never even met that I would send death threats to total strangers.

There are a whole bunch of pharms that cause drowsiness, some of them are especially designed to. They are still widely available and they don't always necessarily require a prescription.

Every time I see a picture of Chris Brown he just looks so gross. I understand the concept of different strokes for different folks, but I just cannot fathom how anybody, knowing his past and his behaviour, can look at that man and not only NOT think, "No thanks, he looks like a walking poster child for douchiness",…

Back when I was doing the breakfast shift in a hotel restaurant, I had an order come in for an Eggs Bennie that specified no butter on the English Muffins. I called in the server who took the order and asked them to go back and make sure the customer knew what Eggs Benedict was and that the sauce was pretty much 90%…

I'm allergic to shellfish and I've learned that it's not sufficient in some chinese restaurants to ask if something contains seafood after ending up in ER after consuming some dumplings that I was promised had no seafood. The waitress, when questioned by the ambos, promised there was no seafood, "only prawn". …

Well, they now have SOME idea, thanks to you. Although, every single day I realise that the capacity for rudeness, stupidity and narcissism is vastly more boundless than I thought it was the day before.

I wish. I am actually gobsmacked by the number of my friends on FB who were genuinely excited to go see this on V Day with their partner in a completely non-ironic way. Once friend even wrote a long review about it and how much she loved it (also, completely non-ironic).

Aaah, sorry, this came just after somebody else posted a pic of Levine in the buff, so I jumped to conclusions. (still in total agreement with you, btw).

To be fair, if you're going to compare D'Angelo and Adam Levine, D'Angelo does EVERYTHING better.

How about simply paying her the honour of believing her when she says, "I don't really do Valentines Day and I REALLY DO NOT WANT ANY OF THAT TACKY HEARTS AND FLOWERS CHEAP ASSED STUFFED ANIMALS SHIT THAT WAS PROBABLY MADE BY AN EIGHT YEAR OLD IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHO HAD TO SLEEP UNDER THE TABLE THEY MADE IT ON."

Which is exactly why I bear the brunt of having ridiculously thick hair that defies the average hairband or clip with equinimity. My time will come. I might not have those cheekbones. And my boobs might have dropped to around the general vicinity of my navel, but by God, my hair is going to be lush!

I have a generally laissez faire attitude towards other womens beauty. I figure I can only do what I can with what I have and there's no point in comparing myself to anybody else.

Really, what HUGE portion did I miss? Because there's pretty much one short paragraph before we get into the results and NOWHERE does it say what you just did. And this is a cut and paste of the original post asking for nominations.

Really, what HUGE portion did I miss? Because there's pretty much one short paragraph before we get into the…

No, see that's my point. The quality of a cup of tea doesn't come from the utensil used to make the tea. It comes from the quality of the actual tea. If you've got good tea leaves and you're not a total gumby, all you need is a teapot and some hot (just below boiling point) water. Anything more than that is just…

No, see that's my point. The quality of a cup of tea doesn't come from the utensil used to make the tea. It comes…

I cannot agree with you less. Particularly when you cite George Eliot as a reason for your fondness for male names for females. The entire point of women having to use male or ambiguous names back in the days when George Eliot was around was because nobody would have read a book if Mary Ann Evans (or Charlotte…

Having never seen anything that Blake Lively has appeared in and consequently having my entire knowledge of this (I'm sure lovely) person come exclusively from reading articles about her here on Jezebel, I struggle to be able to find a mindset in which she is, in fact, a real person.

Okay, so I realise that the United States is not traditionally known for it's tea drinking. So I get that you might think there's some great "artisinal" way to get the best cup of tea. But I'm just going to put this out there. There's a very good reason why the teapot hasn't really changed in form for a couple of…

Okay, so I realise that the United States is not traditionally known for it's tea drinking. So I get that you might…

We'd never be able to split a pizza. I don't eat meat, to begin with, but I don't believe it's a pizza without mushrooms, semi dried tomatoes and olives. Also, the ONLY sauce for a pizza is tomato.