Oh thank the Lord (who I don't actually believe it. So, what the hell, thank Santa!). I started reading this thinking you were being serious and my hackles were hoisting themselves. This is what I think every time I read one of these stupid, stupid items. What the sweet freaking hell do all of these women think…

Anybody comes anywhere near my ladyparts with a knife, they'd better have some damned good health cover.

If you're not avoiding soy, then the best way to add this feeling of umami fullness without adding heaps of calories, fat or sugar is to have some miso soup with your meal.

I thought they were in New England somewhere?

From how I read it, it isn't the fact that he is married to a woman but identifies as bisexual that is the problem. It's the fact that it is reported that he identifies as having fluid sexuality, "though" he is married to a woman. As though the fact that he is married to a woman invalidates his claims.

Resident of Oz here (the country, not the fictional place one visits after being hit by a tornado) and I've had a few conversations with various people recently who constantly whine about how expensive it is to live here, and how much cheaper things are over in the US. I can't seem to get through to them that we…

It's not the spiders you need to worry about. Trust me, I've lived in Australia for 45 years and I've had maybe two encounters with poisonous spiders and neither of them resulted in anything more than me being mildly disappointed that it hadn't resulted in a more interesting story to tell my friends. The real thing…

So is this specifically an icy-blonde, Hollywood-type only thing? Or can anybody get in on the act?

I'm already there. I don't need your damned website! (oh, except I'm watching Golden Girls, eating Doritos and buying kitchenware).

I love you. Can you curate my life for me?

Aren't cronuts, like, so yesterday?

Some people just like throwing away their money on really pretentious crap. And putting their friends through hell, apparently.

It's offensive because it's meant as an insult. So, yeah, she's insulting all of the groups you just mentioned. That's why it's offensive. Or are you being deliberately disingenuous?

So basically you've just said Yep, she's an offensive hate-filled bitch and I find that hilarious. That's not painting you in a great light here.

Ha! Yes! Was thinking about going back and finding this on Youtube to watch again. You've saved me the trouble. Takes a lot to make Adam Hills angry, but he still does it with class (and he's still funny). Maybe Joan Rivers could take lessons from that?

I find it coincides nicely with what I've come to think of as her schtick. It's just laziness. Say whatever is obvious and mean-spirited (Adele is fat, Michelle Obama is 'masculine' etc) and run with it. It's old and it's very, very stale and there is nothing remotely clever about it. But it gets attention. And,…

It's really not, I assure you.

The thing is, when a woman is breastfeeding, unless she has some serious boobage going on, it's not like you can even see anything anyway because the baby's head is covering most of it from view. You see more boob at the beach or on the red carpet. Any objection anybody could possibly have to a mother breastfeeding…

Thank you for this! I've been out of the industry for a few years now, but mostly when I read these I think, "Pfft, average night on the job, really". For every Space Wizard story, I've got one where a guy sat literally in his own shit (he had gastro) while he finished his meal. I would love to hear your stories. …

How is she pleading Not Guilty to this? On what grounds? She's admitted she left them there to get a tan. There are witnesses. Insanity? Crazy from the heat?