I’m not positive, but the idea Crispin Glover hasn’t yet been in something Lovecraftian seems so wrong. 

I prefer to think of it as Buckaroo Banzai vs. Dar Adal.

Does the AV Club need a Lecter lecture...?

Diarrhea doesn’t give you clout, that’s an urban myth.

While I generally have no problem with veganism - we all have the right to decide how we want to eat - I do get annoyed by the anti-honey stance of some vegans. First of all, we need bees to keep pollenating all kinds of crops we need for survival, and commercial hives are a great way to keep large, happy, safe bee…

If my boyfriend had slept with my parents, think I would have to dump him. I’d like to think that, Captain and Tennille style, love would be enough to keep us together, but the awkwardness! How can you and your significant other and your parents just sit around the Thanksgiving table with the cranberries knowing what…

I wonder if the other outlets he writes for can afford copy editors.

If I were a conspiracy theorist and believed in things like shadow governments that were out to silence me, I don’t think I’d be comfortable attending an event called a “roundup.”

When did Hollywood decide that adding or subtracting a “The” was sufficient to distinguish between movies, even if they came out only a few years apart and feature overlap in casts? Anyway, I hope you all buy the debut album from my band, Beatles.

OMG I forgot he was in that season of Fargo.   How in God’s name has the man not received an Emmy. 

“Wow, politico are such jerks for making people at LOTO look like rubes. But, yeah, they’re rubes. Just don’t have to say it out loud, Politico. That’s rude.”

Yo I know that shitty fucking town, and I know *exactly* which University this shitty-country typa asshole would have targeted in terms of Greek life and relative distance...my fuckin Alma Mater. But I think the incel ain’t do it yet because there’s two things about that University he’da seen on his little scouting…

There’s an old song that has lines like “What’s your name, who’s your daddy, is he rich like me?”

I think you guys are reading these lyrics’ intent wrong. It’s not “creeping on an underage girl”. It’s more like “talking to a young adult woman using infantalizing language”. Condescending, sure. Charming? You’d have to ask them, but probably not meant as chasing underage girls like you are thinking.

I’ve never watched Stranger Things...stop right there.

I made a comment on a salty article about people that use hon and why I believe it’s condescending... everyone told me I was wrong yet here’s a prime example of what I was talking about.

The best thing about getting promoted to management is that now I can call customers out on their shitty behavior; getting snippy with one of my employees? I’ll throw their shit in the trash and tell them to get the fuck out. And if they refuse?

Hon? Sounds like you have an axe to grind, reality be damned. Or you lived in a place that was 95% white. Your anecdotal experience doesn’t equal universal truth...Hon.

In-N-Out fries suck not because they are fresh cut but because they are fried once. Look at any guide to making good fries and every single one requires the fries to be blanched at a lower temperature (to cook the starch properly) and then fried at a higher temperature for crispness. There are one-fry hacks that start…