toomuchcowbell
Too Much Cowbell
toomuchcowbell

I used to be the queen of passive-aggression and this, my friend, is not passive-aggression. This is war.

Why do we still have Jackson in the $20?

Or it’s insurance (we went so far, we will go all the way if you make us).  People are going to be wondering about who said that FOR DECADES. 

What is it with people just looking for reasons to get upset?

All the critics hated the conspiracy theorist character.  Now he's the most accurate character. 

Red Boat makes a fish sauce salt if you want the flavor without the moisture. Works nice for fried rice where normal home stoves aren’t quite hot enough to dry it out nicely.

Both the motion and the heat are part of the process. The motion prevents the food from spending too much time in the oil and absorbing it rather than being cooked by it.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't mind making up with them, but those assholes have to show remorse for supporting such a blatant piece of shit and convince me that they're changed people. It's all on them and has been for years. I'm not doing the old battered housewife song and dance for these fake ass patriots.

Crazy right? As if “All By Myself” wasn’t a crime against humanity already.

His politics are worse than Eric Cartman’s!

Giving libs money to own the libs

Media figures and politicians have suggested that now is a moment to reach across the aisle and embrace Trump supporters as they mourn their idol’s loss in the elections.

This. Voting for Trump isn’t a political stance; it’s a moral failing. In 2016, he ran on a platform of hate (build the wall, ban muslims) and misogyny (grab ‘em by the p*ssy, trump that b*tch, nasty woman). There were no plans for improving infrastructure or solving political problems, it was all “let’s get these

Just before Hillary lost I said, “If Hillary wins there will be a lot of happy Hillary supporters and a lot of angry Trump supporters. If Trump wins there will be a lot of unhappy Hillary supporters and a lot of angry Trump supporters.”

I have the strong suspicion that the moderates calling for “unity” are really just picturing straight white people. It’s not a call for Mexican immigrants to embrace the people calling them criminals and rapists so much as it is a call for white people not to let disagreements over the basic humanity of Mexican

This is the first stage of grief: foaming at the mouth insanity.

The real danger will come when they (and Trump) will realize that they’ve lost the election.

I have yet to see the HCFS version in a glass bottle. Always cans or plastic.

It’s RC Cola not Coke you carpet bagging yankee.