Lets consider the more egregious part they didn’t understand. Basic storytelling.
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purge the government of cannibal lizard Jews
Some people have no taste.
Apparently Splinter was doing well enough and had enough influence to inspire some right-wing megadonors to insert an herb to shut it down.
Jesus god does Gillian Anderson look like Margaret the milk snatcher. I'm sure she'll do a wonderful job but god I hate that woman.
I loved Hill House (the original movie Is one of my favorites of all time) although like most Netflix shows they could have tightened It all up a bit. Victoria Pedretti’s focus episode was not only terrifying but also heartbreaking, only the second time watching a film (or show) where I was moved between being afraid…
I’m a little worried about this one. I hated Hill House and never got the hype. My fav adaptation of the book is the 1961 film The Innocents, one of the best adaptations. Ever. The Others was a good loose adaptation too. Fingers crossed tho.
Patton Oswalt should be cast as Trashcan Man. Change my mind.
Yes, Lunchables are charcuterie for kids, and the KFC Double down is chicken cordon bleu and ... well let me let Helen Rosner tell it...
I feel like this whole controversy is part and parcel of a broader conflict between “wealth” vs, for lack of a better, less loaded term, “class” (perhaps “culture”), and how notions of “anti-elitism” have developed in this country to shit on the educated or people that enjoy aspects of culture that fall outside a very…
We breeder boys have had Hot Lesbian Acquaintance or Friend as a white whale for time immemorial. Come on now. It’s testosterone’s side effect of superiority-complex hormones plus destructive man-splaining all in one. Source: My dumb ass 15 years ago for losing an incredible friend by convincing myself that I indeed…
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“Ralph Garman (the celebrated host of The Joe Schmo Show)“
He’s making movies for his fans and for himself, I’m not sure that critique from people outside that group matter much to him anymore.
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As others have said, Tremors, John Dies at the End, Grabbers, and Bubba HoTep all need to be on the list, but your list is incomplete without:
Yeah, Slither is a must-see. It has a pretty huge nerd pedigree too - it’s a James Gunn film starring Nathan Fillion.
I love Slither. Such a great send up to monster/alien movies. Also Dead Snow. Best zombie movie I’ve seen since 28 Days Later.
Then get a pizza with pineapple and proper crumbled bacon!
Years ago I was tasked with selecting a number of pizzas to serve to adults celebrating the ending of a successful project. At 25 I was the youngest of the group that ranged from me to directors in their 60s.