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Too Much Cowbell
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Some people have no taste.
Jesus god does Gillian Anderson look like Margaret the milk snatcher. I'm sure she'll do a wonderful job but god I hate that woman.
Patton Oswalt should be cast as Trashcan Man. Change my mind.
Yes, Lunchables are charcuterie for kids, and the KFC Double down is chicken cordon bleu and ... well let me let Helen Rosner tell it...
I feel like this whole controversy is part and parcel of a broader conflict between “wealth” vs, for lack of a better, less loaded term, “class” (perhaps “culture”), and how notions of “anti-elitism” have developed in this country to shit on the educated or people that enjoy aspects of culture that fall outside a very…
We breeder boys have had Hot Lesbian Acquaintance or Friend as a white whale for time immemorial. Come on now. It’s testosterone’s side effect of superiority-complex hormones plus destructive man-splaining all in one. Source: My dumb ass 15 years ago for losing an incredible friend by convincing myself that I indeed…
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“Ralph Garman (the celebrated host of The Joe Schmo Show)“
He’s making movies for his fans and for himself, I’m not sure that critique from people outside that group matter much to him anymore.
If you like the flavors of the big name brands, a pinch of ground celery seed adds a subtle flavor, it is used in all of the Big Name pork sausage, Jimmy Dean, Odom, Purnell and others. If you don’t like white pepper substitute black pepper. Another hint, ground cayenne adds heat, but if you want sharp punctuation use…
My mom was adopted. She used to tell people her real dad was Elvis when they asked.
My genetic supplier was a monster (the only good thing he did for me was terminate his parental rights), and when the judge told my (adopted) Dad that even if he and my mom split, my Dad would still be responsible for me his reply was “I would think so” with (according to my mom) an insulted look that this would even…
The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?
Women (of which I am one) like SVU because it allows us the wish fulfillment of a world where the cops take rape seriously.
Criminal Minds is the poorest possible man’s version of the worst episode of Hannibal.
After watching a Forensic Files, I now make sure to ALWAYS lock my door when I do my laundry in my apartment complex (a good habit anyways but I wasn’t always so rigid about it). I’m not saying every woman consumes true crime media to get helpful hints on not getting murdered/raped/assaulted but there is an element of…
Then get a pizza with pineapple and proper crumbled bacon!
Years ago I was tasked with selecting a number of pizzas to serve to adults celebrating the ending of a successful project. At 25 I was the youngest of the group that ranged from me to directors in their 60s.