Get two TVs and watch them on both. It’s the only way.

As long as my snow plow guy comes early enough in the morning so I can get to work and doesn’t run over the driveway markers he can kill as many drug dealers as he wants.

At my widowed mother’s wake some family friend’s young boyfriend sidled up to my oldest sibling, who was about 50 at that point, and said, “It must be a weird feeling knowing you’re next, huh?” That sibling said, “No, I think you are,” but I separated them.

I actually didn’t even think about Annihilation until you and another poster reminded me. But that’s a good point. As an aside, I grew up with Lovecraft’s work (my dad was involved with Arkham books in 70s), and I have never found a decent adaptation, and I am mostly on the side of his legacy being left alone at this…

Weirdly with Annihilation doing so well recently, though this is a classic story, an adaptation of it might feel derivative, as it plays with similar themes of alien invasion horror strangeness and I could imagine the effects being somewhat similar to the “shimmer.”

Yep! He’s a middle or high school math teacher tho:

This is pure speculation, but given the reports Malek helped push him out, my guess is he heard about Singer’s ‘issues’, that wasn’t enough to get him to bail on a breakthrough role he signed onto before Singer, then there was Singer’s blatant unprofessionalism on set, and Malek joined a coup to get rid of Singer. And…

Society will be better when people think twice about being public assholes.  If they don’t have a better reason, fear of massive opprobrium will do.

oh here comes captain fuckface to shout about how the anti-racist people are just as bad as the racists.  die in a fucking fire, shitfuck.

I’ve only seen one maga dunce cap in the wild and I happened to be in uniform which is something I try to avoid in public for many reasons. He was young and stupid like the kid in the photo up there and he thanked me for my service.

i just watched this with my six year old. i told him he’s fortunate to go to better schools than either of his parents, and that he is likely to encounter kids like this. he said he already has.

Spader-Man is great, but you wouldn’t want to be his secretary.

I’d say the only good video game adaptations are Edge Of Tomorrow or whate’er it’s being called this minute, and Happy! - which I choose to believe is basically Max Payne: The Series (which is actually my second-favourite interpretation, my first being that Stabler went off the fucking rails following his retirement).

It added a lot to the flavour of the novel (along with stuff like the smoke hut, the trippy boss rush etc.); and made the universe that much bigger and weirder than just a generic monster movie.

I always thought the Gef The Mongoose story would make a good musical, but in the absence of that he’s at least got a very good Neil Cicierega song from his perspective:

Yeah, but you’d have to be a racist cunt, as well. And you don’t seem the type.

Who wants to fuck someone with egg salad breath?!?

I used to work directly across the street from the building I lived in and at the time my partner and I had somehow gotten into the habit of using ridiculous food euphemisms for sex. One day I was at work and got a message that said “If you come home right now, we can have egg salad sandwiches” so I dipped out of a…

You could argue that the “Toy” ending seems dark for the viewer that is empathizing with Stefan, but in a way it’s Stefan getting the fulfilment from what he wanted from adapting the Bandersnatch story. In his last moments, he believes he changed the mistakes he and his father made that led to the mother’s death, and…

Go Bojangles or go home.