Now look, ah say, LOOK boy! Yaw ego’s writin’ letters of credit yaw cornstalk can’t CASH!

I thought it was giving your shithead barber a career push to make giant mechanical spiders

Even if we don’t respect the man, we’re supposed to respect the office, right?*

I’m hoping the staff found an old “That Was Easy” button from Staples, put it on his desk, and told him it launches the nukes.

The steno pool with the highest suicide rates in the nation. 

like the multiple bankruptcies dotting his VERY successful business career,

Since Trump doesn’t read, I think a picture can say it all.

Here’s where I am confused:

I liked 3 a lot, but it was still a big step down.

What? Nikki Swango is awesome!!!!

I have written a lot of incendiary things about white people. I won’t shy away from that. I have called white people racist and made fun of their dancing skills, their potato salad and how often they shoot up schools. 

“The reason we are often called racists is because of an old Southern saying: “A hit dog will holler.””

As a mediocre average white guy I read this site all the time, I don’t feel hated or traumatized from reading the articles and comments, enlightened and educated some days, but not indiscriminately hated. I may dislike some of the generalizations(though I can’t dance for shit so that one is bang on) but I can’t take…

I’m a straight, white faithfully married man, (I believe the part where you say you are white and married) Trump voter (Sad) with a concealed hand gun permit.(And big hands too I bet) That would not go to dinner with a women with out my wife.(She must be so happy about that) Why do you hate me ? (Who are you again?)…

But like.....can The Root issue a travel ban against mediocre white guys?

Metalhead was just bad. No idea what the world was meant to be or what happened, just that some weird small dog robots were somehow invincible killing machines even though in the end they’re easily killed by a standard shotgun.

The literal abortion pill is not available without a prescription. It is different than the morning after pill, which blocks conception. The conflation of the two is dangerous and irresponsible writing.