When it comes to social interaction, I’m no fan of women (despite being one myself), but I’m pretty sure we don’t call someone a friend after they throw projectiles at our genitals.

I don’t know how anyone else feels about it but thus far I have been quite disappointed with 2018.

Here in Australia we are already in 2018. Let me tell you what the future holds!

This. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still lots to worry about in the prospect of a President Pence, but the idea that he’s some kind of master politician who’ll implement his agenda and win re-election easily is based on who he’s standing next to, not who he is.

So I finally have started watching The Good Place. Binged Season 1 and yeah that is great. Ted Danson is great, and Kristen Bell is really seriously funny. (And I too may have a thing for Tahani.) Also, JANET. 

So I’ve spent a lot of time thinking that President Pence would be just as bad, because at least Trump is incompetent, but I think I would still prefer it. I think one of the bigger dangers of Trump is the institutional damage he does. So at least Pence won’t wonder why he can’t have the DOJ investigate his enemies,…

you mean you have no patience for the incremental

Literally just a few minutes ago, I finished reading a book about Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers. I’ve read a great deal about Nixon and already knew it, but the book re-reminded me that, yes indeed, there were many idiots surrounding Nixon. Liddy is like something out of fucking “Dr. Strangelove.” He’s…

you’re lots of fun - just the level of corruption fatigue Putin likes in his subjects

Here’s my question. How do you end an incredible year of interviews with a comic who has a shorter shelf life than Chewbacca Mom?

One of the things that drives me nuts about being in the bar business is how many shot glasses we go through. People steal them and smuggle them out left and right. Expensive as hell.

TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

“Okay guys, this is a pre-contact civilization, so you know the drill. Add a bunch of junk to the outside of your scout craft, so any evidence will look faked.”

To be fair, the space shuttle looks stupid as hell too.

He was also a good Thomas Jefferson in John Adams.

As a Brit, I wasn't sure about John Lithgow as possibly the most famous Brit ever and a real icon. I agree he's walked a fine line between caricature and just eccentric. In this episode, Lithgow showed a great man battling time, getting old but refusing to go gently. No idea how accurate the portrayal of his jousting…

Well, generally it's because there are some great singers who cover the song. When either Dean Martin or Tom Jones are singing it, it's actually pretty great.

People always say such things, but imo, the most fabulous thing of all is when everyone knows he's a cheating, lying bastard, and when that knowledge quadruples friendships, propels a necessary legal case, and builds the foundations of an amazing support group. Cheating is psychological abuse, btw, and abuse shouldn't…