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SPOILERY SHIT BELOW FOR TERRIBLE BOOKS. DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU INTEND TO READ TERRIBLE BOOKS.
Secret Service agent (not that it matters) wakes up in a weird little town where people act weird. He can't leave. The first book is all about the SS Agent being confined, escaping, running, hiding, getting caught…

Upvote x 1,000 for the description of the book.
Holy fuck, I HATED that fucking thing. It made me angry to get suckered into spending my valuable readin' time on something that fucking bad.

I read the book. It was the worst. The worst of everything. Everything in the world.
Seriously, I cannot express how violently I hated that stupid book.
I did not find out until the book's afterword that it is Twin Peaks fanfic.
I repeat: It is Twin Peaks fanfic. If that information is not enough to keep you away…

I can name all ten, but it takes me a while as I usually have to strain to remember the last two. And I was raised up in the buckle of the Bible Belt.

Goddamn, I am looking forward to becoming an elderly woman and fucking with people like this all day every day.

Morgan will appear at the end of the season to rescue the group from whatever Barbershop/Laundromat Dystopia Aaron came from.

I just looked over at my spouse and said, "Meat, y'all."
(It was only when I saw the dogs that it occurred to me to wonder where the roaming packs of horribly dangerous feral dogs have been in this show before now.)
(Also: Only three dogs in this "pack"? Seems a little slim.)

That man had such huge goddamn ears it was distracting. I mean those are fucking Ferengi ears on that guy. Also, Shane was an assbag character. Stay dead, Shane.

And this…is how…we survive.

You mean shambling.

I agree Lincoln did his absolute best, but the line still did not work.

[Scrabble Nerd]
"Snowpea" is not a word. It's snow pea—two words.
[/Scrabble Nerd]

P.S. Stygian is capitalized, and is therefore not a valid Scrabble word.

I could not watch. Not one second.
Last week during the "suitcase" scene I winced a couple times, but it was fine. Last night, I literally put my hands over my eyes and occasionally peeked out through my fingers until I was sure it was over, just like a fucking child.
I couldn't handle that Marathon Man scene either.

Pace yourselves, y'all; there's gonna be two more of these things.

It also has CLANCY BROWN.
Find a copy, call in sick to work, and get good and fucked up before you hit "Play."

I have had a monstrous physical crush on Michael Ironside ever since the early 80s, when I saw him play the baddie in some shitty Canadian "horror" movie that had him stalking around in a hospital. (William Shatner was also in the movie for, like, six minutes).
And then I saw Scanners and the erotic fixation was…

I have seen this movie twice. It is jaw-droppingly bad, overwrought trash…I enjoyed it both times, but it's baffling to me that such overheated tripe a) has such an amazing cast and b) was written by Tennessee Williams (I have since learned better about ole Tennessee—has anyone here seen Baby Doll?), although the…

i saw a portion of this show once. I had to get a new battery in my car, and there was a TV in the waiting room of the service place, and this was on it. The portion I was exposed to was deeply awful in that way that only network sitcoms can be.
The scene was of a "nerd" doing yoga with a neighbor. When asked about…