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Too Much Cowbell
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I can't believe the venom in that Breitbart article. I mean…I can't even pick out one or two quotes to show as examples. The whole piece is terrifying, especially considering the simple incident that launched all that ragehate. I'd hate to be in earshot of the author when something real happens in his life.

I've read some the "helpful" criticism Lewis gave Tolkien. It was condescending, smug and insufferable, just like all of Lewis's writing.

Hi, woman here.
First of all, the fact that you're even asking the question makes you a Good Guy, and it makes me like you.
Second, you have to TELL HER how you really feel about her—that you're attracted to her. (She probably already knows, but you need to make SURE she knows.) It is a risk, but if she distances

This woman is twenty times lovelier than she was 20+ years ago. Go catch any early episode of The X-Files and dare to disagree.

Here’s where our patience over this meandering, messy season pays off….the finale manages to join together a season’s worth of fragments, giving the whole a belated sense of coherence, even of resonance, that was too often missing from individual
episodes.
I demand that you send me the screener that they sent you,

I know no one will believe me, but I don't care: In the late 1980s I had hot, hot clandestine sex with a guy who looked EXACTLY like a young Paul Newman. I am talking <i>Cool Hand Luke, Long Hot Summer</i> Paul Newman. It was just like a fantasy, because the flesh-and-blood guy was hung like a goddamn stallion. It

"You've forced us all to sympathize with Holly Hobby Lobby."

Holy fuckin' shit, you guys, STOP IT. I've got work to do!

This is exactly the kind of shit that keeps me coming back to the AVClub comments. Damn you all. I'd probably have gotten that promotion at work if not for y'all taking up so much of my fucking time.

Lobster wouldn't be worth it—but crawfish are a whole 'nother story.

This was not handled well by her doctors or by the state.

Jesus Christ, this cuntwaffle is still alive?! She must be, like, 160 years old by now.

I am truly happy for you for getting down to 215! A lot of us know how HARD that is. But as far as public staring goes, you have gone from being stared at as a potential danger to getting stared at as an attractive male.

You LIE. Baking is HARD. I am a decent enough cook but I cannot bake a damn thing to save my life.

When I was young I was cute-ish and had big ole breasts, and I got used to stares at a very young age.

Also a North Carolina tradition. It appears to be prevalent as far west as east Texas (Dallas); we used to live there and the grocery stores always stocked tons of fresh blackeyed peas & greens at New Year's.

TOO
FUCKING
SAD.

" I promised <b>her husband, before he killed himself</b>, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone." She shook her head, "All that crazy's just up there all the time."

I have never understood the idea so many people seem to have: that you can bully/abuse/annoy people who have access to <i>things you are going to put in your mouth.</i> It seems like half a second's thought would be enough to tell you it is a BAD IDEA.

I loved PSH as much as anyone, and his portrayal of Capote is genius; but could you not find, anywhere on the Internet, a photo of Truman Capote for your article?