Count this shiksa as disappointed this is not Hannukah themed, as all holiday-and-clarinet-related media should be.

I met Big Healthcare. Dude is definitely huge. I asked him how he got so big. He said, "I lift, brah. Do you even lift? Try crossfit. It's totes safe and won't cause you any physical problems that require a doctor."

I, too, spit at any mention of Texas.

Two months. I've been waiting on a third one for WEEKS now. Finally got that bread one this week. It was like a gift from above.

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

...he save bread...?

This one is actually a good server/bad manager story. My sister-in-law loves to eat at this local restaurant that serves some amazing Spinach & Artichoke Dip. They are also the kind of place that is open until 11pm, but doesn't really have customers past 9. We came in around 9:30, ordered our usual, only people in the…

Hope this is in the movie at some point.

One of the reasons I love being a nurse? Draining shit like this.

SO. SATISFYING.

Sin City. While films like Spidey 2 and The Dark Knight show incredible representations of the most famous heroes and villains on paper, the first Sin City took those panels and plastered them on the big screen flawlessly.

Batman. Tim Burton, Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson.

The Avengers

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

That is the worst cat I have ever seen.

It better play the theme when you open the cover

I'm no expert on Marijuana-laced products but here's some more suggestions for names:

If they aren't Sorcia McNasty Southern Ghost Truck levels of terrifying, I'm going to be VERY disappointed.