She truly deserves this. She survived the Taliban's bullet, but most importantly, survived the Taliban's rhetoric.

Does anything else really need to be said?

Had to be done.

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

But! Does he sell monogrammed coffee thermoses?

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

Exactly - it was between Mars and Jupiter, and now it's here.

Seth Rogen is the single redeeming thing about James Franco.

Boo, Clay Aiken, boo. Inappropriate by whose standard? The same assholes who kept you in the closet.

Yeah, keep hugging pets, skateboarding and cuddling kids. Meanwhile, she remains at large...

" Could have used more vegan options. Im outraged. I'll have you know, Im very important. I sell monogrammed thermos's."

To be fair, that twat (typo stays because I like it) was part of a running commentary on Ferguson where Jesse Williams appears to be at the moment. And he's angry too.

For true pretentiousness see Will Smith's two children - whatevertheirnamesI'mtired.

But by her own account, Jellyfishhead: "Sent me right into labor. Soon as I got up, I was having contractions," she said.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

Worst. Yard Sale. Ever.

My husband literally sent me this picture this morning of a house he was cleaning out (He's a repo man for foreclosures). This was just sitting out on their back porch.

I also think of this when I hear Surge.

Is no one else familiar with the Carl books? in which a large patient Rottie looks after a mischievious little girl?

But does it got lectralytes?