This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

OMG THIS ALSO HAPPENED! THIS ALSO HAPPENED!

Part of me wants to say "At least we don't do it in the street, for all to see," and then I think "But wouldn't public executions hasten the end of the death penalty, once we all see how horrible they are personally?" And then the answer comes back, "Oh right, all the snuff videos on the internet," and then I'm all…

I rilly hope the mother is going to be the one to teach their daughter how to remove a tampon.

What a moron. What fucking kid chooses a shitty job over their own parent who provides free housing for him/her?

She's a parasitic shit-worm. There you go - bad insult and non-gendered!

BUT GODDAMMIT YOU HAD BETTER BREASTFEED OR WE WILL FUCKING JUDGE YOU.

Also don't go to restaurants or bars or public places (and DEFINITELY don't nurse your baby there because ew). Just stay at home where we can honor you in theory without having to face the actual reality of parenting.

Moms,

I got divorced from my inlaws, so it's not a problem for me, but my kid is in middle school and becoming interested in social justice issues- like painfully and intensely concerned. I've already let him know that the thing to do when anyone in his extended family brings up race, gender, politics, or religion, is to…

HA!

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Thank you for posting this and highlighting part of what has left me unsettled about the intensity of the outrage about this decision to pull the Interview. It seems awfully suspect that NOW is the time we care about hacking (and only related to this movie!) when women have been terrorized by hacks for years and…

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

Count this shiksa as disappointed this is not Hannukah themed, as all holiday-and-clarinet-related media should be.

I, too, spit at any mention of Texas.

Two months. I've been waiting on a third one for WEEKS now. Finally got that bread one this week. It was like a gift from above.

This one is actually a good server/bad manager story. My sister-in-law loves to eat at this local restaurant that serves some amazing Spinach & Artichoke Dip. They are also the kind of place that is open until 11pm, but doesn't really have customers past 9. We came in around 9:30, ordered our usual, only people in the…