I also think of this when I hear Surge.

Is no one else familiar with the Carl books? in which a large patient Rottie looks after a mischievious little girl?

But does it got lectralytes?

I need 2000 Chris Pratt to rescue me from a band of unsavoury men set on defiling my person. Preferably, he will rescue me on horseback while wearing a kilt. My bosom will be heaving appropriately as I gaze into his cerulean blue orbs.

I know, I think that is extremely low on the list of things to enforce, as well. I mean, I understand that children shouldn't be using their phones during class. It is a major distraction, but there are times when exceptions should be made.

This is the only pseudo-uplifting thing I've read in relation to this story. I'll be glad when the hype calms down. If I have to see one more internet meme about beating or one more moron on my Facebook feed saying, "and she married him!!!" I'm going to lose it.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Neil and David :)

Neil and David...their names/initials.

I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

Good thing no one asked you.

Oh, well, parenting classes. Well worth ripping kids away from their mom so that she can attend some fucking parenting classes...

"I have to wonder if those parenting classes cover how to obtain childcare if you are living in poverty"

Will this be the thing that finally gets Cee Lo off of fucking mainstream TV? It boggles the mind, truly.

"I claim these buttocks for Queen Isabella of Spain. Bless all those who sail in them."

I wish the people trying to "help" us by perpetuating this attitude that maybe these things could be avoided if we made different choices would just shut the fuck up and take responsibility of how much they are a part of this goddamn problem.

'Nuff said.

You just wrote Sean Hannity's show for tonight. Kudos

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.