I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

"How do we know its not a dinaoaur ghost huh?! No way you can prove it, so nyah nyah!!!"

wow, thanks so much for the hearty mansplanation of maternity leave! You're right, taking time off to shove a watermelon out of my cooter IS just a delicious, wonderful choice I'm making - just like a man wanting to backpack through Europe! In fact, I really planned badly by not having my husband do the whole…

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

As a veteran of many terrible haircuts, I can tell you for sure that the appropriate course of action is to find a bar close to the salon and then call all your friends and cry until someone comes and meets you there and buys you a drink.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.