Here’s what I took away from this article:

I think that ostriches are the most terrifying animals on earth. Basically velociraptors.

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

This study omits the greatest difference between wolves and dogs: Wolves, when questioned, are unable to determine who a good boy is.

I think that happened in my dad’s VW Passat when he bought it used.

I starred this because it’s well-written, but I feel like milk barf has to be the minimum for the really good stories. I did milk barf many times, including once in the first hour of a 16-hour car ride home from the beach.

This is why every time I think of suggesting to my wife to upgrade to some luxury car, I think of my 2.5 yr old and 2 mo old and think “nah.....”

I don’t even know what to say other than that I would like to offer you a hug and maybe a very large bottle of whiskey.

+1 Milk puke has been the worst thus far!

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...

Yeah, that’s what I’m wondering about. Dealers are dumping used electric cars right now, to the point that you can get that Leaf for $6k, or a 500e for even less.

Mike I know I speak for many Jalops when I say that I wish I were you right now, sigh....

Your example reminded me of a time when a coworker in a staff meeting told the boss “If you don’t fire [other coworker, who was present in the room], I will quit!” Boss stared at her and said “That is deeply unprofessional. I’m not going to fire her.” Coworker stood up and said “then consider this my resignation” and…

That’s incredible. lol

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the car fell in
And I would have liked to have known you
But it was just a vid
Your engine hydrolocked long before
Your legend ever did

I just bought an F54 Clubman. I ordered it, optioned just the way I wanted it. Yeah, it’s quite pricey at $38k, but I just didn’t see anything else on the market like it.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Neat story! Yeah, hearses give people the creepies, but there’s something distinctively cool about them. I’d love to maybe hot rod one up someday :D

So does Pepperidge Farm!