Let’s start a rumor so plausible it feels like a known fact and may yet be proven true:
Toolsy
toolsy
There should be a formal ceremony for all the stars presented to you.
Why? Stoking racism. That’s what fox “news” does. Among other things.
Sleep tight, NFL, knowing Kiko Alonso could intentionally cause — or collaterally become — the first on-field death during a game. Sleep fucking tight.
Or just the latest flat-earthers.
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Gawd, I miss George Carlin.
Take your star, dammit.
That the football team representing a bigoted, authoritarian, heretical, extremist-indoctrination-center diploma mill take an ass-kicking on its own home field — in a game its supporters had circled on their calendars since it was scheduled — is the most soul-satisfying result of the first week of the college football…
Montana: Kate Upton on the outside, Richard Spencer on the inside.
I’d definitely follow him wherever he went. Which would have the extra benefit of creating even more separation between myself and Will Cain.
No, he probably doesn’t much choice than to lean into the cheekiness and the trolling. Much the same way he leans into pitches. Until he gets ear-holed, of course.
You make it sound like Gary Bettman is running soccer, and ... you’re not completely wrong.
If baseball is dying, it’s the parents killing it.
Along those lines....
“I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Pride should be reserved for something you achieve or obtain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn’t a skill, it’s a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn’t say I’m proud to be 5'11" or I’m proud to have a…
Trump Staffer 1: This budget proposal will never pass, but ... it’s still missing something.
Trump Staffer 2: What?
TS1: There’s no Total Dick Move here.
TS2: You know, you’re right.
TS1: We haven’t maximized the opportunity to be assholes. And, not just assholes, mind you, but serious assholes. We have to remind the…
Next time, lead with “TL;DR.” Save everyone time.
Is that 2-5 a prop bet? I’ll split the difference and set the over/under at 3.5, then take the under.
“I don’t see what the problem is.”
-- Jim Dolan
There was a football game yesterday?
No, seriously, there was?
Could be worse. Imagine the damage he’d inflict if he actually put in effort.