Somebody will understand what you’re saying, any day now.

“Leave us out of this. We have our own shit to deal with, okay, pal?”
-- Cleveland

Anything in Bishop’s piece on Viktor’s gameday braiding routine?

Since Hess conducts himself like a pro wrestling ref, he should’ve been allowed to get all the way to Padgett. Sure, maybe a chair or two would get thrown, but at least we’d have closure, and mid-major viewership would skyrocket.

Nothing about the Packers stepping all over their own penises this year?

“And he’s only 54? That’s great news!”
-- Dallas, New York, Philadelphia

No need for the TL;DR -- your rant was nowhere near TL, and worthy of more than the one single star I could award. Bravo to you!

Oh, great, another “participation trophy” kerfuffle. 

I hear the food at those meetings is geshmack.

With my suck-ass Photoshop skills, it’s up to someone else to create the picture of LeBron dunking on Jerry Richardson and Jerry Jones.

Maybe next time she’ll think before she speaks.

Except when the did.

Count me among those who oppose public funding of stadium and other projects for privately-owned teams. However, should the Ricketts move the Cubs to the suburbs or completelyout of Chicago, taxpayer money is allowable for the torches with which to burn down Wrigley Field.

Take your star, and know that it is my fervent wish to give you bonus stars for calling the Ricketts “motherfuckers” and telling them to “eat some ass.” Truth to power is always worth a bonus star.

(scene: Sunday talk show)

Mine was #462, but indeed, that’s not enough.

After Ottavino strikes out the man whose surname is an adjective for a long home run, let’s reverse the roles and have him take his hacks against the Babe. In his Boston years Ruth wasn’t a big strikeout pitcher, but had a 1.14 WHIP and a 2.76 FIP, won 65 games over a three-season stretch, and was lockdown in the…

This news will go over well with the sphincters of Packers fans, which clenched involuntarily when DeFilippo kept popping up on the pundits’ short lists of possible new head coaches. 

Far Side of the Moon is the Gary Larson/Pink Floyd tribute we didn’t know we need.