+720

“God Bless America” is the worst because they decided to just dump the whole “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” tradition permanently in order to play a religious jingoistic song that’s hard to sing.

Rob sounds nothing like Ron.

The devil was originally an angel so he probably doesnt have the plumbing

Can we all just agree that Perlmutter being in charge of Marvel TV was the biggest mistake ever and that Jessica Henwick was a fucking treasure that we need more of.

What does “going crazing” mean?

Meth? Crossbow? Fleeing from police? Jet ski? I think the state of Florida should pick this guy up in the next draft.

I think that, because her work is intensely vaginal, it makes you uncomfortable.

All I could think of was Dennis Feinstein

Hank is probably looking for a certain sports almanac. 

Pictured: Lori Laughlin’s son, USC applicant

That’s just a terrible opinion....

IDK, man, I thought that scene on Ego where Drax is talking about his family, seemingly placid and well-balanced, and then Mantis touches him and breaks down sobbing at the emotion coming over her empathic link, was a terribly effective window into Drax’s inner life, and significantly more subtle than the lines about…

OH MY GOD FINALLY!! An article that doesn’t incorrectly state that the Tesseract was in the damn engine!

I can’t believe she didn’t let the kid keep the jacket.

Start making a list.

Angels publicly: STOP TAMPERING

Come on, you know Trump was reading Ivanka bedtime stories - probably from Penthouse Forum while under the covers with her.

“Still alive?”

Pretty sure the optimum office food is a nice chicken salad, with a side of coleslaw, and a squeeze bottle of Miracle Whip to just pour down your throat as a chaser.  Every office should have this.