Long weekend?

We pay other people to take this shit seriously.

I hope she never repeats an establishment.

It would be cheaper in Illinois to just fill the potholes with cash.

Sad but true. I'd happily pay 3 bucks a gallon tax if it ALL went to the roadway and related infrastructure.

Drive one. I fully expected to hate the CVT when car shopping. Subaru seems to have done an end run around objections by making it feel like a 6 speed through some very clever programming.

I find mine by all the spit on my NRA and NObama stickers.

Otherwise known as the 'Surprise ISIS Option'.

You're going to look like a massive douchenozzle if you do this, and you're probably going to be the reason why your local cars & coffee gets cancelled. Just don't be this guy.

Do these come caffeinated?

Not here in Chicagoland! Blaphemer!

It seems to be control freaks that can't get their head around a situation otherwise.

The interiors of both my coal-burning SUV's are leather.

Just bought a 2015 Outback and passed on the Eyesight system for 2 reasons:

Yeah, watch out....they wanna cut taxes and adhere to the constitution.

Shouldn't he have blond hair and blue eyes?

Anyone that would do this without explicit consent from their desired partner was likely a sick fuck long before FSoG came along. Ugghhh.

How in hell do they milk Canadians?

'The thing you need to smoke.'

Confused? Just watch this video that shows you how to drive a 1936 Cord 810. It's amazing.