There are a lot of reasons why I take my classes at the YMCA, but to sum up in one word it is because it is Real. Real people, realistic instructors, realistic expectations. All shapes and sizes and ages. My first YMCA yoga instructor many moves and states ago was an old hippie who taught what I later learned is…

I enjoy the music recommendations on this site because your taste is drastically different from my own. Here’s one of my top songs this year...Brittany Howard, “History Repeats.”

I think a sort of side whisper “we’re hoping for puppies, we did it doggie style” would be a fun response.

What Is That Weird Thing...

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

I call this “You’re more likely to get laid if you don’t royally piss me off”.

Seriously! Anytime someone brings this up and says “well he had a point...” I want to scream “HIS POINT WAS VALIDATED BY THE DAMN AWARD SHOW A SHORT WHILE LATER, BEYONCE WON BEST VIDEO, CHRIST, HE’S JUST AN IMPULSIVE, IDIOTIC, REACTIONARY JACKASS- THE SHOW WASN’T CLOSE TO OVER! WHY DOES NOBODY REMEMBER THIS?!”

If you find a plastic baby Jesus in your King Cake ice cream, you have to buy the next tub for the emergency room staff that removed it from your throat.

No king cake or king cake-like items until January 6, please. Have some dignity, people!

No, you do not look like Ariana Grande

Let’s be clear about something, because a few of your dizzy-ass trolls seem to have coveniently missed that he gave himself away at the end.

Mayo= Egg+Oil

If you think the S is bad, try having just the M. You’ll have headaches, a raw and bleeding sore throat, body aches, fever, and you’ll have to pee every 20 minutes because you keep drinking ice water to soothe your throat. It sucks.

“Merseal’s sons recorded the incident on his iPad and sent it to her”

Shout out to the little guy who knew something was wrong and tried to break up the fight.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

So here’s the thing. This is a second wedding for her. Wedding Etiquette calls for a second wedding dress to be simple and not over the top but the venue she married in calls for a full length dress and long train&veil. So while I can see why people are moaning about the simplicity of the dress, there absolutely was a…

Of course, we still have parts of the original Greek in our language- e.g. philanthropy has the same roots as philanderer.