tookiedelacreme
tookiedelacreme
tookiedelacreme

I don’t ask for much, universe, but please: Keep Cavill away from NFTs. 

This is all has such Tom Cruise shoppping for girlfriends vibes. Why is she talking so much about it? Why did they have their first date documented with an article and photo shoot? Oddly, I find none of it the least bit intriguing. It’s just so unhinged that I can’t help but look. Is that the design?

The recurring flaw in the Star Wars universe is the gatekeepers continue trying to double-down on things and ideas that have already succeeded instead of attempting to break new ground. Even when they stumble into something new and good like “The Mandalorian,” their next move with “The Book of Boba Fett” is conceived

I’m a man and I’m definitely on the shorter side - around 5'6 or 5'7. I appreciate someone writing in support of us short kings, but I also feel the need to say that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with someone having a physical preference that includes height. I’ve definitely had a bit of a harder time dating

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Oh, how I love these people who claim that women are too immature to make a decision on abortion but totally mature enough to bear and be solely responsible for raising a child. I mean, honestly, raising a child isn’t that hard, right? It’s not like it demands endless patience and superhuman juggling skills, right? It’

Fucking thank you.

I know people have been saying Gawker Media-G/O Media is going down the drain for at least 10 years, but the recent departures really were the death knell of these websites.

I’m surprised Joss Whedon’s ‘comeback’ interview isn’t getting more coverage on these here blogs, because man, it’s a doozy.

You were for sure going to get HIV if you even looked at blood, as well.

I was born in ‘81. So I had an 80s/90s hybrid childhood. I missed out on that 80s teen fun and fashion. One thing a lot of young people don’t understand about the 80s? The paranoia. The misguided war on drugs had us all convinced a stranger would jump out at us and force us to take angel dust. We also had police come

I think about this ALL THE TIME

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

Does this mean they will finally go full tabloid on us?

Good. Ethan Couch got probation for killing four people while under the influence, because the jury was convinced he was simply too wealthy to understand consequences.

People are hung up on the timeline because it’s clear that Mulaney was cheating and yet refuses to just admit to it.

I understand why people are tired of this story, but I have to admit I can’t help being curious.

I had one of those dolls you bottle feed and the water comes out the other end. My idea upon getting one was to switch baby to milk formula, which made my parents promptly throw the doll away before the milk could rot her insides. Which, totally understandable, but I don't understand why it would be okay to drag a

I had a Popple, maybe because it’s a big plush doll it reminded me of another toy... I could picture it, but couldn’t think of what they were called. There was a TV movie about them so I typed into the Google machine “puppets girl mirror grandma” Anyone know what I was searching for? ....

If any Star Citizen weirdos come in here saying iT Is OuT, and you’re talking about the empty/broken modules that are currently playable, I will turn to dust.